When I was a child, there were a couple of stuff I held in firm belief, which in retrospect, would send me giggles.
The Salvation Army exist to salvage unwanted toys
Albert Einstein’s hairstylist is named Robert J. Van de Graaff
Adolf Hitler & Charlie Chaplin were brothers
English dragons were predecessors of dinosaurs; Chinese dragons are predecessors of Man
Arabs invented Algebra, so Chinese invented Calculus
PAP is a giant chain kindergarten operating business that provided pre-school education to masses
Windows is to Microsoft like Apple is to Macrohard (I was waiting for this name to appear on the papers)
If you had landed properly on your feet, committing suicide by jumping off high buildings would be quite a feat
If you put enough ice into a cup of water to make it cold enough, you can get a huge lump of ice the size of the cup
Rocks are harder than stones
If you flap your hands really fast, you can fly
I seriously think I was once an idiot.
