My sister has tonnes of tuition for her schoolwork and so she gets lots of cool encounters with tuition teachers. There’s this English one:
Tuition Teacher: Hey Jess (not real name), did you do your essay outline?
Jess: Oh yes! I wrote it in my palm.
*Tuition teacher wide-eyed stare at my sister*
*Sister realizes the joke; took out her palm handheld computer*
Tuition Teacher: Oh okay. So hi-tech.
Language is getting kinda complex huh?